Hello my leetle freends!

It's been a while since I wrote a little ditty on this here writin' tool. Thanks for the reminder Lauren!

Ok, we're gonna roll real slow with this one. And I honestly have no idea where this is going....literally, as I am typing I have no idea what is going to come out next. That scares me. It's also interesting at the same time in that you learn alot about yourself when.....hey, whatever happened to the show MASH? Wait, that's not the show I was thinking of.......MASH was fairly stupid and ignorant, therefore it's good that I didn't watch it much or I would have been hooked! What show was it that popped up and vanished like a good idea from a Government entity? Oh....Fluffy want a little treat?!!!! Wait, I don't have a dog or Cat....although our shower looks like someone butchered an Alpaccca in it when I showered after shaving my noggin. If I ever grew long hair you could clothe an Inuit village for a year and it would be the perfect camoflauge for hunting Polar Bear, Seal, or other varieties of extreme northern wildlife that should be exterminated so the tree huggers wouldn't have a reason to ban Arctic oil drilling anymore. Just think of all the motors we could run off of seal and Polar bear blubber! Of course, our cities would smell like a Jenny Craig house fire but look at the bright side......the by product could be used in Waffle Houses across the country. "Uh, maam, could you throw some extra Internal Combustionated Polar Bear Blubber on my Country Ham omelette......Bubba hungwy!"

I have a giant head. Really, it's bloody huge.